They will get into attack position to fuck us at our weakest spot. I will go back to eating potatoes and my job. And if a lot of people do, guess what? Your wives were faking orgasms on you whole time. They will expect all of us to paper hand cause of some dipping sauce and many will. The FUD will be injected and some actual retards dressed as monkeys will paper hand. The hype will be so real that it will become our weakest spot. At this point, we might be getting ready to fuck our wives after a long time, Europoor and Asian apes like me might be getting wet dream of millions. That's why they might fake a squeeze to punch a big hole on our fuel tank. In fact, they want you to do only one thing. Let me make this clear, they only expect you to do one thing. What do they expect? Good question, you smooth brained ape. In fact, we are expecting them to create a short squeeze.

It is very well known that squeeze can be faked. So I hope apes will forgive me for my mistakes and guide me correct resources to get better.

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